B F# B F# Abm Oh, oh, oh B F# B F# Abm Oh, oh, oh B F# B F# Abm Oh, oh, oh B F# B F# Abm Oh, oh, oh B F# B F# Abm Oh, oh, oh E|---11-9~----11-9-11-9--7h9-7-6-------6---------------7---------7-----------| B|-9--------9--------------------7-9-7---7-9-------7-9------7-9--------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------8---------8---------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------2-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------4-2---4p2p0-----------------------------| G|-6-8-6-------------8-----8/9//11-------------------------------------------| D|---------6-9-6---6---6-9--------------------------6p4---4~/6---------------| A|-------9----------------------------------------------6--------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------7----7~---6-7-6--------------------------------------| B|-----------------7--9---9-------------9-7-9-4h7-4--------------------------| G|-8---6---6h7h8-------------------------------------------------------------| D|---9---9-------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B E Mum and Dad, I met a girl, she's got great teeth and she's marrying me C#m F# Abm And she's a great cook, she's about to finish writing her fifth book B E Mum and dad, she paints as well, she wrote her own theory of relativity C#m F# Abm It's better than Einstein's, oh and she's all mine B E Mum and dad, I love her more, than I've ever loved anything, and you should hear her sing, C#m F# Abm she's got a record deal, and if she leaves me I won't heal B E Mum and dad, she found a way, to put an end to global warming, during our breakfast just this morning C#m F# Abm She's getting a Nobel Prize, she's the best damn woman alive (small note on the chorus, if you play the F# as the 9th fret A barre chord shape and the second F# as an 2nd fret E shape barre chord it will fit in with the bass better)
B F# B F#
Abm
And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
B F# B F#
Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
B F# B F#
Abm
She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
B F# B F#
Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
B F# B F#
Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
E|------------| e|--11~~~--|
B|--12~~~~----| B|--12~~~--|
G|--13~~~~----| G|---------|
D|------------| D|---------|
A|------------| A|---------|
E|------------| E|---------|
B E
Mum and dad, I met a girl, she says she's gunna be my wife and complete my life
C#m F# Abm
She's got a science degree, we fell in love at university
B E
Mum and dad, this one's got brains, and she's so damn smart, knows Shakespeare off
by heart
C#m F# Abm
Her dad's a doctor, so glad I got her
B
Mum and dad, she's an active member of Greenpeace
E
She's from an educated home, and she plays the trombone
C#m F# Abm
Makes my heart tingle, she's trilingual
B E
Mum and dad, she's curing cancer, and you can meet next week
C#m F#
Abm
She's coming down to make a speech on stem cells, I think the wedding is gunna go
well
B F# B F#
Abm
And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
B F# B F#
Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
B F# B F#
Abm
She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
B F# B F#
Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
B F# B F#
Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...